.holger
Lounge-Member
1. A pizza arrives at your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back counter to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy their cigarettes at the front.
3. People order double cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke.
4. Banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
5. We leave our cars, worth thousands of dollars, in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
6. We use answering machines to screen our calls, then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
7. We buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
8. We use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
2. Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back counter to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy their cigarettes at the front.
3. People order double cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke.
4. Banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
5. We leave our cars, worth thousands of dollars, in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
6. We use answering machines to screen our calls, then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
7. We buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
8. We use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".